Can you beat this logic?

Can you beat this logic?

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
But the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children.

The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, but the man won!

1st Day Blues

1st Day Blues

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,>went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

The Meaning of "FAMILY"

The Meaning of "FAMILY"

This is really meaningful and worth spending a minute!!!
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me, too; I wasn't
really watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones,young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.
While I lay awake that night in bed, God's still
small voice came to me and said,
"While dealing with a stranger,common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.
Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
You never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."

By this time, I was feeling very small,
And then my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.
"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."
I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Son, I love you too, and I do like the flowers,
especially the blue."

Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in a
matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of
their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family ----an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind this story?
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
Pass this on to everyone that you care about.
I just did!

Serie : Trains

Country : Indonesia
Serie : Trains
Issue date : 10 August 1998
  • 300 rupiah Red guard's van.
  • 300 rupiah Yellow goods carriage.
  • 300 rupiah One and a half passenger carriages.
  • 300 rupiah Half a passenger carriage.
  • 300 rupiah Steam locomotive, facing right.
  • 300 rupiah Steam locomotive, facing left.
  • 300 rupiah Driver's door of steam locomotive.
  • 300 rupiah Passenger carriage.
  • 300 rupiah Luxury passenger carriage.
  • 300 rupiah Brown guard's van. 
Condition : Mint (New)

Serie Indonesian Folktales

Country : Indonesia
Serie : Indonesian Folktales (Seri 2)
Issue date : 15 February 1999
500 rupiah - Lake Toba (5 different pictures)
500 rupiah - Banjarmasin (5 different pictures)
500 rupiah - Buleleng (5 different pictures)
500 rupiah - Woiram (5 different pictures)

Condition : Mint (New)

Serie: Philacept'98 Stamp Exhibition-Netherlands

Country : Indonesia
Serie : "Philacept'98" Stamp Exhibition - The Netherlands
Issue date : October 8, 1998
Denomination : 5000 rupiah (IDR) Kingfisher (Miniature sheet)
Condition : Mint (New)

Serie: Reformation

Country : Indonesia
Serie : Reformation
Issue date : October 28, 1998
700 rupiah (IDR) - national colours and "Reformasi"
700 rupiah (IDR) - bird and national flag
Condition : Mint (New)

Country : Indonesia
Serie : Reformation
Issue date : October 28, 1998
Denomination : 1000 rupiah (IDR) - Marchers
Condition : Mint (New)

Serie - Ecophila Stamp Day

Country : Indonesia
Serie : Ecophila (Ecological Philately) Stamp Day - Rain Forest Conservation
Issue date : June 5, 1998
* 700 rupiah (IDR) Rain Forest - left side stamp
* 700 rupiah (IDR) Rain Forest - right side stamp
Condition : Mint (New)


Country : Indonesia
Serie : Ecophila Environmental Care
Issue date : June 5, 1999
Denomination :
500 rupiah (IDR) - Young Girl
2000 rupiah (IDR) - Old woman drinking
Condition : Mint (New)